First Impressionist
an individual who can read people and adjust his or her personality to fit their so-called expectations.
the ability to read others and yet still remain unreadable yourself.
i met the new temp at work and since i am a first impressionist i can read her and know she is interested in more qiet guys than loud party-goers. so fixed my personality to be less outgoing and more shy towards her.
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