first night fever
when you are away from home on a multi day p-ss trip and it’s been ages since you have caught up for good session on the nozzle. you go that hard that a 6 can beer bong is a breeze and you think that it’s a great idea to follow it up by drinking rum out of a shoe as a chaser wearing underwear on your head. next minute you are blind drunk, lost, naked, sh-t yourself and kicking down a door of the girls dorm on fraser island waving your d-ck around whilst the park ranger is searching for you.
d-mn i’m hungover, we were only going to have two beers… f-cken first night fever.
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