First rate cunt lapper


this is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching j-panese women how to talk dirrrty in english. (eikaiwa means english conversation by the way)

i wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate c-nt lapper in broken english. “come on toshi! come on!”
oh toshi you are a first rate c-nt lapper!

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