First Sargent’s Time
first sargent’s time: (v.) army. milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the company first sargent.
as a unit of measurment, first sargent’s time is infinately more accurate than the us atomic clock because the us atomic clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas first sargent’s time is never off and never wrong, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
“until all this sh-t is picked up and put away, we are all on first sargent’s time, peoples!!!”
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