First Snow Angel
the first time a teenage boy discovers his ascent into manhood after rising from his bed and looking down at the imprint in his sheets.
mateo: how was your night?
alex:
mateo: oh, are you now? how did that happen?
alex: i had this dream about adriana lima and when i woke up and got out of bed, i looked down and saw my first snow angel.
mateo: gross, dude.
alex: if you think that was a sticky situation, wait to you hear what i did with your girlfriend.
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