First Wednesday
arguably the only day of the month where you don’t need your alarm clock.
if you live in cedar rapids, you probably know about this constant phenomena:
at around 8:45 am rain or shine the city tests it’s tornado sirens, typically there are four reactions that can be combined: wakened by the sirens (risers), not awakened (snoozer), ignoring (hear-nothing), or scared to sh-t (wuss).
did you hear about trev on the first wednesday? word is he’s a snoozer.
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