First-World Poor
adj. being in such financial straits as to not have the means to purchase basic necessities while in large credit card and/or student loan debt and still owning other luxury home entertainment items. i.e… a person can’t buy groceries or gas to get to work, or unable to go out with friends on a friday night, but owns things like a laptop, smartphone, wii, hdtv with satellite, ipod, etc…
jerry’s missing tony’s bachelor party cuz he’s first-world poor, so he said he’s gonna stay home and netflix movies all night.
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