firsting
the obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying “first.” generally this comment will have no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. when the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a firster will often resort to “second!” or “third!”
blogger17: long, thoughtful post about something important
obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: d-mn firsters, firsting all over the place
f-cking your first cousin.
there weren’t any b-tches left at the party, so i decided firsting was my only option.
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