Firstmas


the most wonderful time of the month when everyone on welfare gets their checks and goes to wal-mart, resulting in crowds not unlike there are at christmas.
i only meant to spend 5 minutes at wal-mart, but i forgot it was firstmas. i was in the checkout line for 2 hours.

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