Fish and chips

considered a very common meal in britain.
fish and chips originated in england in the early 19th century by sailors.nowadays there is a fish and chip shop in nearly every town,
also known as the chippy.
shall we have a chippy tea tonight.

i’m off down the chippy.
acronym for fighting in someone’s house and causeing havoc in peoples streets. common us military slang. has a high usage among us army infantry and rangers.
lock and load! time for some fish and chips!
traditional food of new zealand’s maori people, or at least traditional since the arrival of the white man, who brought yummy food like fish and chips with them, along with blankets, muskets, alcohol, syphilis, and christianity. since their introduction to fish and chips, maori have not had to subsist on a diet of k-mara, moa, sea urchins, fern roots, and other people (though some still do by choice).
in recent times, with the increasing urbanisation of maori, fish and chips has begun to be supplanted in the maori diet by food types such as kfc, burger king, and lion red beer, which are more readily available in cities and towns.
bush and forest-dwelling maori retain a more traditional diet, consisting of seafoods, wild pork, puha, marijuana, and stray white people.
1st maori: “hey, let’s go for fish and chips, bro.”

2nd maori: “nah got no money bro. let’s go rob the burger king instead.”

1st maori: “sweet, hoo hoo hoo.”
when a woman’s v-g-n- smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably lay’s brand, and dips this into the v-g-n-, stimulating the woman’s cl-toris. when the woman has -rg-smed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the v-g-n- and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman. in the mid-1500’s, kings of england would use this technique to make a female “their b-tch”. however, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.
“there was a midnight buffet of fish and chips last night.”
1. a traditional english dish of breaded fish fingers and chips (fries) wrapped in newspaper

2. a phrase synonymous with “what an idiot”. comes from situations in which someone does something so unfathomably stupid that the only logical explanation for their actions is that they have fish and chips for brains.
1. oh man, mum made fish and chips last night, it was so tasty!

2.

dudebro: hey, hold my beer and watch this!
sensible person: no. you’re just gonna hurt yourself doing something stupid.
dudebro: nah, come on!
-dudebro attempts to jump a ledge on his skateboard and ends up landing b-lls-first on a railing-
sensible person: fish and chips…
play on words from official relationship – officitionship – which sounds like fish and chips hence the terminology.
so you guys are into fish and chips?
chavs’ slang for a fit bird.
oy oy! fish and chips!

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