Fish Finger Sandwich
one who inserts their fingers into an unwashed v-g-n- (human or animal) and then proceeds to use b-tter instead of lubricant.
harvey: i really fancy a fish finger sandwich.
felix: okay, just be quick about it.
harvey: okay i’ll fetch the b-tter while you spread your legs.
felix: i’ll think you’ll find that a p-ssy cannot spread their legs.
harvey: ahhh ease up.
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