Fish Fuck
when a trans-xual fools a man into thinking that the -sshole or taut t-st-cl-s he is f-cking in or near is a real p-ssy. therefore giving the illusion of fish, a commonly held -ssociation for the smell of the v-g-n-.
guest 1: baby i actually used to be a guy.
guest 2: wah?!? what the f-ck?! you mean your a dude!? how? no way!? no way!
guest: i gave you a fish f-ck. it’s an old tranny trick baby.
guest 2: {throws chair} nooooooo!
crowd: jeh-riy!, jeh-riy!, jeh-riy!
jerry springer: we’ll be back with a final thought.
when a male transvest-te hooker poses as a woman & gives a customer a bl-w j-b. the customer then requests s-x, thus resulting in the customer f-cking between the hooker’s t-st-cl-s, thinking he’s pounding the vag.
transvest-te: he asked to have s-x, so it led to him fish f-cking me. jokes on him!
name for a heavy metal band in ohio that started out in 1993
fish f-ck released 6 cd’s in 2006 alone.
fish-f-ck describes dirty, low-tide smelling, sunburnt, and otherwise white-trash fidiots, who spend most of their time drunk off cheap beer, chain smoking cigarrettes, and aboard a fishing “vessel” presumably fishing.
at least one fish-f-ck is a self-proclaimed “captain,” that one in particular ubtained the t-tle: captain fish-f-ck.
eric is such a fish-f-ck… always.
a girl you take home to have s-x with, usually while she is intoxicated, that just lays there like a dead fish instead of taking control or switching positions. minimal movement or interplay. like a fish that you’ve reeled in for sport that doesn’t have any fight.
the girl had drank so much she could hardly string together a sentence, let alone give me some for working my -ss off. she didn’t move! what a fishf-ck.
-a song by gwar
-2 take a river carp and ram it up sum1s b-tt
-2 take a moa-moa and swim it up sum1s b-tt
-pr-nounced “fish-f-ck” not “sgdrg”
fishf-ck baby! gonna f-ck u w/ a fish! gonna take a river carp and ram it up ur b-tt. u sl-t. u wh-r-. y r u my mom. gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up ur b-tt. u sl-t. u wh-r-. y?
to get a bl-w j-b off a carp
little johnny put his john in two tone the fat mirror carp and gave it a little fish f-ck
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