fish monger

a dude who often and primarily hangs out with lesbians. the male equivalent of a “f-g hag” or “fruit fly.”
“yeah, man, that big dyk-y chick with the pack of marlboros rolled up in her sleeve is his best friend. he’s totally a fishmonger.”
a shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. appears in the play hamlet.
you are a fish monger
hamlet, act 2 scene ii
pimp
“you sir, are a fishmonger!” – william shakespeare, hamlet
some one who plays with there genitalia and p-n-s and sniffs there fingers after words.
look at that fish monger go those must be some smelly b-lls
a midevil time pimp. the original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. also known as pimps. also, the origin for a group called f.m.a. or fish mongers anonymous.
(1) those fish monger’s from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) if a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) d-mn dog, i’ve been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. i think i’m gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my -ss.
a lesbian; especially one who tries to h–rd all the p-ssy in town and refuses to share
dude1 “so, did you nail those two sl-ts from sociology cl-ss”
dude2 “f-ck that man. we got back their dorm, and it turned out that the red-head was a real fishmonger”
derivede from fish bandit. one who cannot be trusted to make a key/clutch fish toss. (refer to fish bandit)
person #1: omfg, he just missed hitting a midget and a fat woman!

person #2: good job fish monger.

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