Fish tank time
the period of time where s-x (usually heteros-xual penetration) is so boring that you’d rather pay attention to the guy’s conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in s-x.
a: “hey, i heard you and tom hooked up last night, how’d it go? is he worth a go?”
b: “for someone who’s so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. would not recommend.”
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