Turtle Recall


when you have a turtles head coming through, and you hold it for that long that said poo returns back inside of you.
frank: “hey are you ok? i noticed you were a bit uncomfortable earlier.”
billy: “yeah i’m fine now, i had a turtles head popping out, but then i got turtle recall!”

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