fisherman’s tale


to -j-c-l-t- under a girls’ nose. then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said -j-c-l-t- through her nostrils.
my father used to be a shrimp boat captain. he’s always giving people the fisherman’s tale.

angry dragon
angry pirate
pearl necklace
facial
strawberry shortcake
a quick response when someone is telling a story (lie) about anything (usually about fish or s-x).
poser: “dude, i was at this party and i hooked up with three of the cheerleaders from school! you should have been there!”

dude: “oh fisherman’s tale. you couldn’t hook up with any of the geeks as opposed to three of the cheerleader. poser.”

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