fishing buddy
what two h-m-s-xuals engaged in an affair may call each other when they both simultaneously have heteros-xual spouses and children back at home and do not want them to know about the gay affair; or they just don’t want anyone else to know that they are together and gay.
they may go up to old brokeback a few times a year and will refer to each other as their “fishing buddy” as a cover.
ennis del mar: see you later honey.
wife: where are you going?!
ennis del mar: just up to old brokeback.
wife: what? with whom?!
ennis: you know, just jack, my old fishing buddy.
wife: oh alright…
ennis: not like we f-ck or anything.
wife: what?
ennis: nothing, bye!
the guy you take with you to canada in case a grizzly bear chases you. you shoot the guy in the leg so he’ll thrash around and distract the bear.
bill shure was screaming when that bear got him. he was a real fishing buddy!
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