Fistatron


a machine that fists. such machine can insert itself into the vag or more commonly, the -n-s – which it will then continue to pound out your insides.

fistatron is also well known for taking things out, crushing them, and destroying them.

(not always used in a s-xual manner).
me: i am a fistatron! i will pummel your insides till you are no more!

yourmom: please… don’t!
barbed arch nemisis of p-rn bear. mechanical being used to initiate new members into the cult of the “p-rn bear”. leaves you with a red box. see www.p-rnbear.co.uk
“i’d like to jpin the p-rn bear cult”
“okay i’ll get the fistatron out”
“nice one springbean”

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