fit hits the shan
adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected
derived from a transposition of sh-t hits the fan. used in replace of sh-t hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.
i just hope i get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.
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a phrase commonly used by frumpy,white middle american women, (usually 30+ and wear mom pants, also see soccer moms) as a euphemism for “the sh-t hits the fan”.
a soccer mom having a cell phone conversation mid sentence: “…….and that’s when the fit hit the shan.”
black guy overhearing the conversation also on a cellphone:” yo man, i just heard this white b-tch talkin bout “the fit hit the shan” and sh-t.”
black guy on the line: “you sure she didn’t say “the sh-t hit the fan”?
black guy1: “nah man, that b-tch straight out said “the fit hits the shan!”
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