fitcunt
a term coined by the chronically ill, to describe the annoying yoga loving, quinoa eating twerps who prescribe a cheery disposition and the avoidance of trans fats (or some other fad) for pretty much every illness, disability or ailment. you know the sort.
“hey man, you still got that lazy thing?”
“yep. it’s a lifelong illness. no cure”
“you know, my aunt had that too. she just went on this amazing gluten free, protein rich diet, and she’s completely cured. just ran a marathon last week”
“dude, stop being such a fitc-nt! there’s no cure!”
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