Fiterbate
to add to your fitbit steps via the act, actual or simulated, of masturbation
dude, i have to go fiterbate for those last 200 steps.
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- fumpy
:: the state of being very comfortable where you are, and f-ck you, i’m not getting up outta my spot. i was so getting my fumpy on, and did not want to get up to answer the phone. f-cking and grumpy tawny woke up fumpy and tore me a new one
- brown hand grenade
a festering t-rd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people. jesus f-ck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.
- Crankin' My Hog
crying and masturbating through the barn door of your boxers. (look up ‘cranking’ and ‘hog’ for reference) “get out mom! i’m crankin’ my hog!”
- lil bugga
a best friend you annoy me but i couldn’t live without you you’re my lil bugga but i would die for you
- Terraphone
land line phone. from terra in latin meaning earth or land and phone from greek meaning sound or voice. my cell is dying, i’ll call you from my terraphone.