noun. the event of forgetting to put on a fitbit.
‘i charged my fitbit last night and forgot to put it on until noon–it was a total fitmiss!’
- c*cks not glocks
an anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in texas with m-ssive amounts of d-ld-s and d-ld- guns. their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having s-x than legally obtaining a gun. c-cks not glocks was invited to the white house by obama, what a joke.
the god of minecraft pvp and csgo. legend has it, he only loses a match once every 9 months to a mistake that was made. has killed stimpay, tryhard, and huahwi. aka: dan, woeh, yungstew p1: did you see alreadylagging f-ck up faze? p2: yeah! he should be recruited for cloud 9!
to be a sabini; to have a horrible life when all of your friends make fun of you constantly making you want to kill yourself. must suck to be a sabini
- cantaloupe smuggler
term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. also useful […]
- hat swipe
when someone takes a hat and swipes it across their b-m repet-tively and tosses it when they are done. did you see that girl at the cubs game? she took that white sox hat and gave it the ol’ hat swipe.