Fitso


any fitness obsessed busy body who judges all life from the scale, tape measure, bmi, etc. and gets pleasure out of -n-lyzing the health and the self-perceived imminent death of anyone he/she comes in contact with who disagrees with them.

also often coupled with delusional belief that they will: a) never become ill. b) never die.
” i don’t care if your blood pressure and blood sugar are normal, if you don’t lose that last three pounds you are gonna die die die !”

” when are you gonna relax and stop being such a fitso, i swear ?”

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