five finger fangle fop
the definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your d-ck as hard as possible until climax.
frank: i had the best -rg-sm last night.
bill: did sarah blow you?
frank: nope, i did the five finger fangle fop.
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