Five Finger Fuck
when 5 males and 1 female take a rubber glove and each male partaker uses one of the fingers of the glove as a condom. when the first male is done, he removes the finger and p-sses the glove to another male, who then selects another finger of the glove to use as a condom. when all five fingers have been used, you have successfully five finger f-cked a girl.
also, just one male can five finger f-ck a girl alone by using each finger of the glove by himself, either all in the same day, or over a five day span. after all, in these tough economic times, condoms are scarce and difficult to afford.
and there’s some twists…
-when finished using all five fingers, either with 4 friends or by yourself, someone has to turn the glove inside out (c-m side facing out), put on the glove, and slap the girl once in the face with it.
-when finished using all five fingers, -ssuming the glove hasn’t ripped, someone blows it up like a balloon, puts it on a string, and presents it to the girl. it’s kinda like her sl-t trophy. extra cool points to the girl if she ties it on her wrist and leaves it there for the day.
bill from work: hey tim, what’d you do this weekend? i bet you and your friends didn’t get any p-ssy as usual.
tim: on the contrary bill, me and 4 of my friends five finger f-cked a girl.
bill: 12 coolness points gained.
girlfriend: lets have so much s-x today.
boyfriend: but girlfriend, i have not a condom, nor condoms. what shall we do?
girlfriend: well i have this rubber glove.
boyfriend: score.
friend 1: hey come watch this awesome video on the internet…. five boys, one glove.
friend 2: no….. actually yeah, okay.
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