Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle


very funny term for masturbation.
“i’m so embarr-ssed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle.”
a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the v-g-n-.
i walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle

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