Five Finger Meth Lunch


a meth addicts replacement for a nutritious lunch. it’s a large dose of methamphetamine that an addict craves to consume on a daily basis.
“why does maria look like a zombie today?”

“it’s because she just had her five finger meth lunch man. that sh-t messes you up!”

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