Five Finger Spread


during masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to m-st-rb-t- with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. m-st-rb-t- as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it’s -n-s can help you climax like a walrus riding kurt cobain’s salty lyric notebook.
laadds, i’m w-nking right now…… it’s the five finger spread and it feels f-cking great! -pant pant-

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