five-foot balla
a five-foot balla is a young (generally white) male aged 12-14 who acts like a gangster but has no business doing so. five-foot ballas are a pain in the -ss, in contrast to four-foot ballas, who are awesome.
that dance was bullsh-t, man. there were lgs and five-foot ballas all over the place.
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