Five-hole dangler


a reference to one’s p-n-s. originates from the sport of hockey. the area between a hockey goalie’s legs is known as the five-hole. thus, one’s p-n-s dangles in the “five-hole region”.
where was their offensive line last night? they were
getting man-handled like jimmy man-handles his twin brother’s five-hole dangler.

and now that denis is gone and the goal is all leclaire, he’s lookin’ like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler….

good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, fonzi-shirt wearin’, micro-shwee, fruity pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin’ f-gue you are.

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