five knuckle shuffle
the act of male masturbation.
see also w-nk, spanking the monkey.
“johnny’s mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle.”
to m-st-rb-t-
that b-tch gave me some blue b-lls, so i had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my p-ss pump
another word for the popular slang word ‘w-nk’.
most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.
“i hear dan’s enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now”
the act of masturbation with one hand. usually only applies to males.
“she wouldn’t let me near her in bed last night, so i went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a five knuckle shuffle.”
the five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy m-st-rb-t-s, jerks off, gets his jollies, and says h-llo to his little friend.
is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?
jacking off.
bryon’s mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.
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