Five o’clock vagadow


a normally shaved bush that’s gone to sand-paper status, giving her “lady parts” a “five o’clock shadow” effect. either 2 or more days unshaven in the v-g-n- region.
sandy wanted sleep with this man desperately but she hadn’t shaved down there in days and thought that her five o’clock vagadow would turn him off forever.

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