Five On One Basketball
five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to m-st-rb-t-(usually), the term was coined.
man, when i’m stressed out, i get in a good game of
“five on one basketball” and i feel much better.
“hey, did you and that broad have s-x last night?”
“nah, she got me all worked up and left, so i got in a good session of ‘five one one basketball’ to cure my blue b-lls”
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