Five O’s of Driving


there are five words beginning with “o” that you must avoid while driving. failure to avoid them will eventually result in disaster.

-old
-ovaries
-oriental
-out of town
-on the phone
the 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my ferarri. i am distraught, but i have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the five o’s of driving and i did not immediately leave the area.

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