Five-Rings


middle aged man who tends to get knifed or “shanked” by girls half his age or younger. he tends to -ssociate himself with weeners such as cowboys or pandas and the occasional fat pat.
on a side note, they tend to smell like tiger poo.
five-rings just got his -ss blown up by dorkus!!!!

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