five seconds rule of the public toilet
a rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can’t enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your -ss upon another unidentified, disgusting -ss that just p–ped
pete: oh man i was about to sh-t my pants so i ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
pete’s boyfriend: we are not going to do -n-l for 5 months because of that
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