fix it jesus
when someone is doing something so shameful/extra that you need jesus to fix it for you because it has become too much. or when something foul has happened and only jesus can help. made famous by phaedra parks from the real housewives of atlanta.
teacher: “i’m -ssigning you an essay and a project due the day you come back from winter break”
me: “fix it jesus
or
person #1: “this guy in my cl-ss who i’ve never talked to before just came up to me and told me my mom was a milf!
person #2: fix it jesus, that is so strange!
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