fixed speed camera
1. a politically correct form of government tax.
2. a device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.
3. a device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers’ work. so they have more time to eat doughnuts.
“if we put up another tax, the people will have a fit”
“that’s ok, just put up another speed camera”
Read Also:
- dot dot dot syndrome
the excessive amount of “dot dot dots” used in a relatively short area of text. some strands are contagious when replyed to. “i would so love to come… but i have to feed my dog… sorry…” (dot dot dot syndrome is only visible in digital messages.)
- Dover beasters
n. one of two weed plants glen was growing out in the back yard. we think our neighbors stole one of them. definetly smoother than shwag, but you still had to smoke like 2 joints worth by yourself to get high. n-body at the house was having any luck finding weed; luckily we still had […]
- dwarfskin rumpler
a frightening new swear word used in pleasanton ca that will scare children and sometimes make people named paul curl in the fetal position, hide in the nearest closet, and wet themselves brenden: dwarfskin rumpler!!!!dwarfskin rumpler!!!!dwarfskin rumpler!!!! paul: stop or ill tell your dad you smoke brendalfly
- Dainis
semi-popular ultracool name for latvian men. means “man of song” in latvian. the second part of the name is pr-nounced like the “iss” in “miss,” and the first part is pr-nounced like the “di” of “dinosaur.” there are ebonics variations originating from chicago’s south side like “dynast,” and “dyonns.” i met a guy named dainis […]
- fllck
bad-ss mother f-cker. man, that guy is such a fllck.