fixer-downer
real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it up wouldn’t make it attractive.
amelia: “i’m sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. it needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location.”
bob (upon receiving the listing): “you’ve gotta be kidding me, amelia. looks more like a fixer-downer to me. take another gander.”
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