Fixer
the man or woman who knows where to get items of dubious legal status. a mixture fence, scalper, and concierge. managers, handlers, fixers, and gofers all do basicly the same job.
“my fixer got me a great deal on these tickets!”
someone who goes into a relationship only knowing they could and would do good in that other persons life; the act of fixing someones life through a relationship, then turning to ending the relation after being ‘fixed’.
oh no, he’s a fixer! my ex-boyfriend, who was a fixer, made me turn my life upside down, it was all for my benefit though, thank god he fixed my life.
1337 hacker! and s-xy b-tch
fixer:you just got owned
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