fizgit
noun-
demand for absolute truth when a situation requires checking for legitimacy of a stated fact.
one must speak truth when faced with the fizgit.
“if thou shalt dare to break the fizgit, thy soul shall be eternally tormented.”
book of armaments 23:46
levi: i just knocked your cl-ss ring into the garbage disposal.
brother: come here so i can light you on fire….. wait, fizgit?
levi: no.
bother: you may live.
legit fo sho truth for reals b-ll-cks seriously no joke fo shizzle dead serious not playing no kidding straight up word true story real talk true dat totes bullcr-p ridonkulous
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