fiznutch
(n) an over-zealous librarian
“dude, why didn’t you check out ‘of mice and men’ for that book report today?”
“couldn’t do it, man. that f-ckin fiznutch at the front desk wanted a dollar twenty five outta me in late fees so i punched her in the throat and got kicked out of the library.”
“d-mn.”
“yeah, my hand’s fine now. thanks for the concern.”
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