Fizz Dick
there are two types of fizz d-ck.
1. when you put pop rocks under the foreskin.
2. when you put mentos under the foreskin and dip the d-ck in c-ke.
he wanted to get freaky, so i gave him a fizz d-ck.
fizz d-ck is when your mate has a mentos and 7 up in there mouth while giving a bl-w j-b
you want some fizz d-ck with that?
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