fizzer
the – usually derogatory, although some fetishes are said to exist – term for a female, or the genitalia thereof, suffering from such a heavy yeast infection that upon -j-c-l-t–n, the sugar content of s-m-n causes a fizzing effect.
“so how was the party? i heard you and some blonde had chemistry?”
“i’ll say. i was so drunk i didn’t know she was a fizzer until it was too late.”
australian definition: something that promised excitement but instead was a disappointment.
that fire cracker was a real fizzer.
the 7-11 version of the morning after pill in which a young, promiscuous girl attempts to eliminate the possibility of pregnancy after a s-x session sans protection by purchasing a bottle of soda, vigorously shaking said bottle, and then deftly inserting the bottle’s opening into the v-g-n- so as to create a soda geyser, meant to flush out any rogue sperm.
after suzy’s escapades in the back seat of jim’s volkswagen, she demanded that he drive her to the store so that she might purchase a fizzer kit
yamaha’s fzr line of motorcycles.
fzr600rs are the best
greg’s bike is sweet, hes got that ’96 fizzer
a person who drinks loads,or all the time
are you having a fizzer tonight
light-hearted expression of discontent.
a potentially embarr-ssing blunder but not one of serious consequence.
” i stubbed my toe, what a fizzer!”
“i’ve lost my keys, that’s a fizzer”
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