Fjm


are you fjm?
(are you f-cking joking me)
e.g.

i waited for eastenders to start at 7:30pm on the 11th may, only for it to be pushed forward to 8pm, then 8:30pm, then 8-f-cking-50pm to then be cancelled..due to f-cking cameron david on bbc.. are you fjm?

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