flab pack
a flab pack is where someone gives the impression of having a muscular six pack beneath their clothing, but once the torso is revealed, it is plain to see it is nothing but a bit of flab.
this usually occurs more often with males. they may have toned, bulging arms and appear to work out regularly, but beneath that tight white t-shirt they often favour is nothing but a rather round little pot belly and non-existent pecs.
flab packs cause regular disappointment to ‘totty spotters’ on the beach.
also known as ‘fake packs’.
girl 1: hey, check out that guy over there. i bet he has an amazing six pack!
girl 2: he’s taking of his shirt…
girl 1: -sighs- just another flab pack.
having a six pack of flabby ripples when clenchin abs giving a deceptive appearance of being ripped.
man: hey dude, that t-shirt is really showing off your abs eh?
dude: nah man don’t be deceived by the flabpack. soft as as a bowl of jelly under this tee, but hey thats between me and you ;p
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