flabbergasm
overwhelmingly tingly sensation experienced by a fat person jiggling their bellyfat at a resonant frequency.
the coroner’s report said the 400 pound man died of a cardiac arrhythmia while giving himself a flabbergasm in front of his computer’s webcam.
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when someone who doesn’t appear to know anything about s-x surprises you by rocking your s-xual world and giving you an amazing -rg-sm.
“i kind of hooked up with lenny this weekend.” “you mean the band geek? really?” “yeah, but he knew how to do some things that i never would have guessed. he gave me a flabbergasm.”
when something is so strange, you have an -rg-sm.
sam was so interested in the conversation he had an flabbergasm.
when something so r-t-rded and crazy spontaniously hits you so hard you -rg-sm
dude when my mom told me we were going to disney world i had the biggest flabbergasm
when you are so bored that you think you could die, and suddenly you get a huge adrenaline rush, usually when you get an idea of something you could do instead of being bored, but it goes away almost instantly.
he was was sitting on the couch when out of nowhere he had the most amazing flabbergasm. but it didn’t last…
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