Flabbergastered


when you are finished having oral s-x with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. can also be done with the -sscheeks until sweat comes out.
example 1. boy 1: last night was so great.

boy 2: why?

boy 1: i flabbergastered your mom last night, she loved it!
definition: an intense often violent expulsion of fecal material of consisting of a blood/p–p mixture caused by the sight of something awesome, amazing, breath taking, etc.
example: mike flabbergastered in his pants when he saw a monkey driving a go-kart.
under the influence of alcohol/drugs.
“you’re flabbergastered”
being totally puffed out.
b-gg-r me mate! i’m flabbergastered!

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