Flabbergastment trauma


an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.
joe: you’re so s-xy, you smell good, i want your -ss on my face so i can see it all the time.

alexis: just stop.

(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)

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