Flabbergastration


flabbergasted to the point of gastric results. when a person becomes surprised, or taken “off guard”, their reaction is focused in the gastric area; bowel, gas, stomach.
when my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, my resulting flabbergastration caused us to vacate the room.

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